New York, July 13, for immediate release:

In yet another first for independent publishing, OR Books has established a Department of Interplanetary Exploration. Attached is documentation of the spectacular results of the department’s first efforts, the discovery of a new planet the team has modestly named “Planet OR.”

“We categorically deny, as some in publishing would have it, that this is a photo of the inside of a coffee cup that has been gathering mold for weeks,” said Colin Robinson, co-publisher. “That would be too gross,” added John Oakes, co-publisher. “And we’re planning to launch a rocket next week! After tote bags, it seemed a natural step for our company.” Stay tuned for more on OR’s interplanetary explorations.