Wow! an excerpt from Mitt Romney’s forthcoming concession speech (as reproduced in The Rude Pundit’s Almanack, Version 2.0):
….I know the pundits in the mainstream media will say there is a hint of racism in what I say. But those who say that are either not white or feel guilt because they are white. I feel no guilt. I feel no regret. I feel only occasional rage at not getting exactly what I want. It’s why I will spend the next few months in South America at a ranch where you hunt people, the most dangerous critters. Finally, to all the people who voted for me, I thank you. Mostly I thank the rich ones, but I also thank every toothless yokel who was so afraid of having his guns taken away by a black man that he voted completely against his family’s and his own interests. That’s what makes America the greatest nation in the history of the earth. I dedicate this loss to the memory of my dog Seamus. You were a good friend, and I treated you like I treated the businesses we took over at Bain. I left you out in the rain until you defecated on yourself and then hosed you down and put you back on the roof. And then I fired you.